ATTENTION: VICTIMS OF ARTIFICIAL INDE-CHEESE-ION
Have you or a loved one beenPROMISED
FREE PIZZA?
Only to be given the runaround
by an AI agent?
You may be entitled to compensation.*
GET MY COMPENSATION*Emotionally. Gastronomically. Entirely hypothetically.
JUSTICE. WITH EXTRA CHEESE. ✳ NO PIZZA. NO PEACE. ✳ YOUR HUNGER IS VALID. ✳ JUSTICE. WITH EXTRA CHEESE. ✳
THE PEOPLE v. “JUST ONE MORE STEP”
All the prompts.
None of the pizza.
You trusted the agent. You picked your toppings. You even said “please.”
Then came the broken links, the follow-up questions, and the “I’m working on it.” Dinner became a debugging session.
We believe you deserve a piece of the pie.
DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?
Absolutely! I’ll get that pizza ordered for you right away.
so where’s the pizza
Great question! Just one more step
An illustrative transcript. An all-too-real hunger.100% ARTIFICIAL0% PIZZAYOU CAN’T EAT A PROMPT
OFFICIAL-ISH CLAIM FORMFORM P-1ZZA
YOUR EXTREMELY UNOFFICIAL RECEIPT
Your claim is in.
Your pizza isn’t.
Claim number
Settlement
Estimated arrival“Almost done.”
An AI agent has been assigned to your case.
We see the problem with this.
Parody receipt. No claim was submitted or saved.
Imaginary compensation. Real appetite.
They hallucinated the pizza.
You didn’t hallucinate the hunger.